hepcat;518652 said:
Try to fuck her dude! Tell her you've got some nutrition for her right between the legs! Just use sexy talk like that.
That reminded me of that skit on Insane Clowne Posse - The Neden Game or Dating Game, or whatever it's called.
Clown 1:
OK, first, I'd slide up to the bar
and tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are.
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake
and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake!
Clown 2:
Fuck That! You'd be jackin' me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick,
and then to get your attention in the crowded place,
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
Clown 1:
Yeah freak her with your nuts yeah that'll get her! <--- this part
Clown 2:
Tell her that she's fat, YEAH that'll work even better! <-- and this part is what you and guy that said he'll remember that line made me think of.
.
Clown 1:
Look, FUCK YOU, I got a strong rap shit,
you don't want Contestant number two, he's mad whack.
I walked into a barn and there he was, standing up on a bucket
*Laughs* tryin' to fuck it,
it was a big, fucking, smelly ass farm LLAMA
Clown 2:
DAMN dawg! How you gonna dis your mama?!?!?!