Well i did it today
i brought a new house on a new hill
i got me some high tech new range head pill
everybodys looking at me
newsflash!!!!
homicidal maniac on a rampage believed to be wearing rubbers and tight panties
bashing people to death with his member
hearing bitches scream oh its cool how they surrender
to my needs to be cryogenically frozen bitches screaming genocide
as i rise from the dead impaling bitches like LEXS
trying to become the Ying YU master reading scrolls text
making your head spin faster
I got all your wifes and girlfriends performing at my next bukkake!!!
giving them cum baths!!! then sending them back home to you!!!!
Dam it ur just an animal stay still and take whats coming to u
And stop calling me GURU!!!
 
What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! I was just about to toss a live grenade
in your driveway and drive away
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
The demon is here, steamin this year
I rip Pandora's voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it
Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it
"Yeah I don't think this guy is well.." I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat while I'm swinging him by his tail
I'll fuckin .....I'll fuckin... lay your nuts on a dresser
Just your nutsack by itself, and bang them shits with a spiked bat
Cut your head off and sew that shit right back and leave you like that

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
 
I Always talk shit high
Smokin Chocolate Tie
So yall can die just from walkin by givin an akward eye
I lost my mother friggin marbles
smellin like a brewery
Zonein off the way your jewlery sparkles
Head full of charcoals
Smoked out brain particals
Burnin holes in clothes articals
A retarded fool since I started school
Burned the weed Befor i learned to read
Disregarded rules
Skipped the classes to blaze the blunt ashes
Kissin front dashes
and smashin up cars like stunt crashes
Hall passes for restrooms
Chewin mushrooms
Doin Rush fumes
In the lunch room lookin nervous
Liquor in my thermous
Hung wit hermits
Who carry guns without permits
Starrin at the first bitch wit firm tits
Jackin off in a shaved, but closed clit when my sperm spits.
WHAT!
 
I'm e-mailin you, at the wrong website
and mispellin you, prank you and put the fear of hell in you
Escaped Bellevue, stuffed the nurse in a purse
Disperse like I added too many words in a verse
Desiel Dick, a perverted version of birth
Drivin off, leaving a murdered virgin at church
The first person who searchin the earth for the motherfucker
that pulled the plug when they shoulda alerted the surgeon first
Get thrown curves, and hit with your own words
Leave me alone bitch! I get on my own nerves
And if I don't got two balls and a middle finger to throw up
I'm takin off both shoes and stickin each middle toe up
 
This place is my house, I might as well erase my face wit whiteout
Cuz y'all can't see me like my bitches eyebrows (where you at?)
Climbed out of a nice house,
Through the front window and heard this guy shout
"Hey that's my couch!"
Pull a nine out during a rhyme bout
While I'm rippin this shit, put a clip in it, spit five rounds
And murder you hoes worse than a convertible flippin vertical
Nose first wit the top off landin upside-down
Got you tied down and duct-taped, fuck rape
I'd rather just hump a slut's leg wit my nuts shaved

AAAAIIIIGHT!!!
 
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cut desiel dicks ears off
wear it as a neckless
dance around the room like BARBIE
suck my fingers and phums
arrh suggs dont u think this is fun!!
shit in a bucket chuck some shit boombs at him
pee on him
set him on fire
monster jam hes on fire razzle dazzle
 
There's several different levels to Devil worshippin: horse's heads,
Human sacrifices, canibalism; candles and exorcism
Animals havin sex with 'em; camels mammals and rabbits
But I don't get into that, I kick the habit - I just,
Beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the fuckin, meat looks fresh
I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin, I got a nine in my pocket
And baby I'm just, dyin to cock him
He's ready for war, I'm ready for war
I got machetes and swords for any faggot that said he was raw
My dick is bigger than yours, yeah you met me before
I just didn't have as large an arsenal of weapons before
Deisiel Dick will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor
With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall
Red on the ceilin, red on the floor, get a new whore
Met on the second, wet on the third;
Then she's dead on the fourth
my meat is murder
 
Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: Face em and diss em
Don't give em a demo; kidnap em
and make em come to your basement and listen
(you're gonna fuckin check this out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus
and put yours on the owner's table (here listen!)
Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this before'
"Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't
givin you shit bitch - don't even bother askin me
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin
cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like Master P
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
my balls broke both of her collarbones
Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea
And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
I splish splash while I'm takin a bath
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass
While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass
 
desiel_dick said:
Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: Face em and diss em
Don't give em a demo; kidnap em
and make em come to your basement and listen
(you're gonna fuckin check this out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus
and put yours on the owner's table (here listen!)
Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this before'
"Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't
givin you shit bitch - don't even bother askin me
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin
cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like Master P
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
my balls broke both of her collarbones
Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea
And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
I splish splash while I'm takin a bath
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass
While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass



Why in the fuck do you keep writing Eminems verses in this thread? Spit your own shit!
 
I'm crazyed, bitches boyfriends want me dead,
AKA Knee low, that will even bug the eyes out of a hoe,
When I drop my boxers they see girth that will fit inside a dog collar,
Shit girl no need to holler
You be doing plenty of that later, unless you one of those chicks that just want me to masturbate her, but if they let me stick it in, I'm known as the girlfriend confiscator,
Bury it to the bone, I'm going to do it, I don't give a fuck even if I puncture a lung?
All they say you so hung, please give it to me in my bung!


Dammit
 
murder be my middle name bitch
so ya better recognize
or be mother fucking hospitalize
put me on death row bitch
hell shit send me to the electric chair
fucking voodoo runing a fucking razor through ya mother fucking hair
strapin my arms down a whats this are shit u want me to bite this right
dam it jake get hold of yourself these office
anit here to play with u dude
they have being giving a job to take u too the other world dude
so sit back and chill and the let the electric do its bill
fucking discriminating my name runinng yoyo's around u come on dude dont be fucking lame
slamming ya arse ta the ground its the chain gang fool
its mr fucking mena in tha house
making diesel dick feel like a fucking mouse
wake the fuck up jake its time to be exercuted
dam it pull the fucking leaver allready peace fucking Pandy signin out!dude!!:shocking::shocking::shocking::shocking::shocking::shocking:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: :shocking:
 
fucking vision is all blurry
still fucking bitches i anit in no hurry
gotta turn the lights out hell i hope i dont poke this bitche's eyes out
watching basic instincts 2 sharon stone needs to come sit on my fat dick and eat some candy or some shit dude
cause she be looking fuckable like them hoe's on the coner of my street.
drivin with no hands just cruisin to the beat
pull up at the local licker store run up in there shoot the mother fucker
blood splattered all over the floor signin my name all over the wall
drag him in the back and load him in the trunk put the close sign up and make sure the windows shut
gotta get rid of this blood get a mop and clean that shit up disinfectin bleech and all that shit
got this shit on lock
make my getaway rolling with 50 and no hands dude
wake up in my bed are shit i think i pooed my pants dude.
 
I'm so stoned off this funk thats homegrown,
It puts me in a zone my skill is full blown,
Fuck a bitch and make her moan,
Make her suck on my bone,
Its crazy, how these bitches wanna play me,
They want me to treat them like a lady,
Say they wanna have my baby,
But they iritate me,
Bitch please, do you think I'm nieve
Busted a nut all over ya weave,
Blowin up my celly saying my dick is what you need


Fyck it!



Crazyed---hip hop head!
 
Yo i be swimining in dominican women sipping champagne fall to the rim with adrenaline
Adrenaline rush gettin head with a feminine touch
blowin my load all over your feminine blush
dealing coke from here right up to G.W.BUSH
Now you know why it be call the white house:D
Keep your head down low as you enter up into my house
let's go smoke a blunt and watch christina aguilera whip britney's eyes out!!!.

beCause u know she's got some big ass tities and a matchin ass
i liked to lay the smack down on her candy ass hahaha:D
 
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Why sick?/
I'll make you feel better with my dick/
A wide stick I might add it is/
yes indeed, shorty i'll put in the best of me/
gettin a lil help from MOS, yes come, just test this meat/
'lil painful, first its five inches, the rest is three/
Add it up..Have you feelin ecstacy/
as I cause ya flesh to bleed/
Yea, im a lil more confident,brighter then chistmas ornaments/
You like it how a dude, puts it on you/
My medicine is serious, make sure you don't overdose/
Last time you aint care to listen, over 4 hours, ya comatosed/
Overload ya body with excitement/
shit...ya ex mans aint fuckin you right, shit is mad tight bitch/
Need for perscriptons has arised, you can't fight it/
So Im givin you a back shot. get it? shit my rhymes' sick/
Pullin ya hair, ya like it, only closin ya eyes tight when/
...my hands got ya waist in a vice grip/
You bite ya lip, and ya silence? often it stops/
moanin loud, tellin me you wanna spit on it and suck it off of the top/
So i let you do ya thing/
pleasure it brings/
shit i already done severed ya inner things/
Dont come up for air, its feels better for me/
come fuck with the dawg, king dingaling
 
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