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c.phantasy;340258 said:Red,your in my book of "People who say smart things" (Well,Im still working on a good title )
There must be a section for people who say dumb things, I can be the star
c.phantasy;340258 said:Red,your in my book of "People who say smart things" (Well,Im still working on a good title )
Sorry bro, George W. Bush has already filled all the pages in that onedoublelongdaddy;340308 said:There must be a section for people who say dumb things, I can be the star
c.phantasy;340451 said:What kind of strange world do we live in?
c.phantasy;340451 said:As Ive stated before, a guy with confidence and a 2 inch dick can rule the playboy mansion.
REDZULU2003;340504 said:Good honest true response admiral and honestly Opa I wouldnt worry about this anymore because your doing pe and gaining so no need to even worry about this ... doesnt matter if he's a liar, got nothing to do with you really and if you make it rule you and really worry you than your one of the insecure guys and well, thats not attractive to anyone.
sasquatch;340684 said:I was sitting with a buddy and his gf having a beer a few years ago and his gf starts bragging how she measured his dick the other night....and was 9.5" long. My buddy is sitting there with this smug look on his face and I laughed right out loud and called bullshit.
She starts defending her claim and say's she used a tape measure and it really is 9.5" long. So I held up my arm and told her and him that my forearm measures 9.5" on the inside from the middle of my elbow to the base of my palm (which it does). I wrapped my left hand around my forearm and said "if you have 9.5" then whip it out and prove it and I'll give you $100.00 per inch"
He did'nt whip it out and started trying to change the subject real fast...I never lost the $950.00.
Another old friend was constantly bragging about his 9 incher to everyone around not realizing that I had been fucking his gf for years before he even knew her. So I says to her "well, who's got the bigger cock?" She told me that I had him beat in lenght, girth and aesthetics. I'm around 7.25".
Moral of the story is: guys and girls bullshit about penis size.
REDZULU2003;340791 said:oneday when they mature and their pussy is sagging down their ankles
REDZULU2003;340791 said:These boys you speak about with so called large wangs are merely trying to makeup for their pathetic insecure views on the world of penis size and are prbably hopeless in bed tbh plus you mention the guy is half black, this has nothing to do with size
REDZULU2003;340130 said:Recently my ex mate who slept with my ex girlfreind lastyear, the story is on here somewhere well he has a 7 1/2 inch long penis that sometimes is 7 inches so it varies and the story is true as he's well known around the town with the various mates he has for this long dick and its also thin he tells me, so we called him stringy or the knitting needle haha he is also like 5ft 8'' and built like a doormouse so it will look HUGE on him.