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Shlongy;383852 said:The bigger your dick is the more they want you and your dick.
So true until they start resenting you for it
Shlongy;383852 said:The bigger your dick is the more they want you and your dick.
Shlongy;383852 said:On it DLD, much appreciate the help and time you have given, just done 200 reps. your a credit to this site!
Let me say i have read a few personnel stories on this forum and thought WTF I'm going to share mine.
around 5 maybe 7 years ago i stumbled on a jelk site and took it up, 6 months later i grew about 1" and whatever girth, thought it was permanent, i stopped, life went on...
Since starting up again i found out after a ruler test i lost all gains??? I remembered thinking back last Last 5-6 years and every year since asking wify why she never instigates sex, ever, etc etc, almost a yearly ritual that had me recently thinking of divorce as i was so over it, almost felt like rejection, well to me it was!!
Since starting up again i almost fell off my chair and my eyes nearly popped out their f'ing sockets when my mind wondered back to the time when i peaked during those jelk sessions my wife was instigating sex, i was making home �naked people movies�, etc etc etc.
I thought OMG, SIZE ACTUALLY MATTERS! WTF! WOH!!!
Since i started i thought i would tell her what i was doing just to see what difference it would make to prove what i thought was true.
Guess what? Since i started just the other day i did a session, stayed up as usual stuffing around on the computer knowing she would be snoring away as she has to get up pretty early and you know what i found???
She was laying in bed struggling to keep her eyes open........for what? For a BIG DICK, and yes Sir she was ready!
Take it from me ladies and gentlemen, this IS THE SMOKING GUN [so to speak] The bigger your dick is the more they want you and your dick.
Bazaar, i thought woman were always the ones that said "size doesn't mater" etc etc, BS, absolute nonsense, go for it guys, you will notice a change as i have.
Even a few weeks not even noticing a change in length, [yes in girth] but just the thought of a big dick does the job.,
Bazaar, really i am gobsmacked!!!
I plan to become a giant among the humans, a goal of 9' x 8',
Wish me luck gentleman, and cheers to you all.
Shlongy;384087 said:How so?
REDZULU2003;384090 said:I think he is referring to them being jealous of your new 'hobby' and the great success one can have compared to limited things a women can do with her body i.e. breasts which need some advanced systems and unproven pills to enlarge them. Women get jealous VERY easily and it could turn like dld said in time.
Shlongy;384497 said:Can anyone agree or confirm that the measurement that you see on the actual pump is infact your true BPenis EnlargementL? At full maximum pump.
Shlongy;384726 said:That's weird, i posted here last night and it never showed, anyone know why??
Shlongy;384880 said:Fair enough, anyways what i posted was i reckon i have calculated the growth rate of manual, clamping and Bathmate daily routines, it worked out to be 1mm per week in BPenis EnlargementL and 1.5 in EG per week, so my question was, does this sound right?, so if you started at say 6.2' x 4.8' which is my start up size, then in 3 months you i would be at .47' BPenis EnlargementL and .7' EG growth rate, so a final measurement in 3 months would read 6.67' x 5.5 EG. Then things would slow to say half that, so... in 6 months it would read 6.9' x 5.85' and in 1 year 7.37' x 6.55'.
Does this sound right?
Shlongy;384949 said:So all in all i need to also invest in some sort of length gismo, as my daily routine consists of 20-30 min Bathmate - 200 jelq - ADC - [more like HDC as its only say half the day] 10-15 min hold & stretch - 40 sit ups.
I don't think i could add another gismo to my routine as it's a time and a place issue.
Looks like your newbie gains are twice that of mine? I wonder because i had already done this years ago and lost the gains if that has affected my results now, as i recall really fast gains when i first did it years ago, now, very slow.
Could be because I'm older??
Only 3 weeks into it it so it may be a case of the old boy getting used to the exercises again??
Keep you informed in the mean time, if anything in my routine screams out wrong wrong wrong then please let me know.
Cheers, much appreciate your comments DLD.
grgr;385273 said:what's wrong with oil based lubes ? i use baby olive for jelqs in supersets with Bathmate.
is that bad or sth ?