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living at home this is such a problem. so there i am, just got myself set up for a jelq session. locked my room door, put on some �naked people movies� on the ps3. got my clothes off lay on my bed. got the towel beside me and tissue for clean up later on. my hands were greased in vasiline and my cock. i was about 10 mins into it when my dad started banging my door about some shit. i didnt open it i couldnt, it would take so long to clean up and stuff. i thought of what i could tell him to make him go away, but my mind drew a blank. he kept knocking for a few mins before he went away. this is such a problem, it wrecked my fucking mood and i stopped my jelqing session. fuck, like now im all filled with anxiety and paranoia. he must be thinking why i didnt open the door. he probably thinking im up to some horned out shit because its like 11:30am i was already awake n had breakfast before so he knows i wasnt sleeping. fucking gay, i cant afford to move out for at least a couple of years.
 
Why don't you tell your dad that you did you made sport? Tell him you want to get fitter and made some push-ups and stuff.

I don't think dad your dad will control your room every hour. Maybe you could talk with your dad for 5 minutes, have a glass of water with him and then go to your room to make your Penis Enlargement-workout. The chance that he then comes into your room 5 minutes later is not very high and you should have 40 minutes to do your stretching and jelqing.

If there is not other opportunity stretch/jelq under the shower or tell your dad that you go to bed and do your workout in the dark. Sometimes you just have to be creative!

Geretz
 
I would make your schedule around his schedule. If he goes to sleep at 10:00, start your Penis Enlargement at 10:30. If he gets up at 6, get up at 5. There will need to be some creativity in your training but it is doable.
 
want2getbig;333935 said:
living at home this is such a problem. so there i am, just got myself set up for a jelq session. locked my room door, put on some �naked people movies� on the ps3. got my clothes off lay on my bed. got the towel beside me and tissue for clean up later on. my hands were greased in vasiline and my cock. i was about 10 mins into it when my dad started banging my door about some shit. i didnt open it i couldnt, it would take so long to clean up and stuff. i thought of what i could tell him to make him go away, but my mind drew a blank. he kept knocking for a few mins before he went away. this is such a problem, it wrecked my fucking mood and i stopped my jelqing session. fuck, like now im all filled with anxiety and paranoia. he must be thinking why i didnt open the door. he probably thinking im up to some horned out shit because its like 11:30am i was already awake n had breakfast before so he knows i wasnt sleeping. fucking gay, i cant afford to move out for at least a couple of years.


You can always say "I'll be with you in a minute; I'm getting dressed". It's actually true and it should buy you a little time to get yourself together.

If you're an adult (and you should be if you're on this forum) explain to your parents that you need a little privacy every once in awhile. They should respect your wishes. If a door's locked that's a signal that you want to be left alone for a bit. If your parents don't accept that then it may be time to reassess your living conditions.
 
I can sneak a jelq session into 12 minutes if needed. Start timing yourself so you know exactly how much time is needed.

Make sure dad isn't home.
 
AdmiralLongDong;334070 said:
I can sneak a jelq session into 12 minutes if needed. Start timing yourself so you know exactly how much time is needed.

Make sure dad isn't home.

I used to sneak a jelq session in every time I took a piss.

Just tell your parents you are a chronic masturbator who is obsessed with stretching and jelqing his dick... :)
 
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