sasquatch;327466 said:Never been "caught" per say...but I have on occasion on purpose left a pump out in the open when I know someone is coming over.
Last time I left a pump out in the open was when I was helping my neighbor move a sofa. We were chatting in front of my house and I asked her if she wanted to come in from the cold. She sat down on the couch and I sat on the other side. The pump was sitting directly in front of us on the coffee table. We chatted for a while and soon enough she asks "what is that". I laughed and apologized while acting somewhat embarrased and told her it was a penis pump and that I should be more careful about leaving something like that in the open. Her interest was peaked and she say's that she has never seen a penis pump before and asks how it works.
Now you can see the method to the madness.
I laugh and ask her if she wants to see a demonstration. She say's "sure, I'm totally interested in seeing how this works".
I explain all about it while pulling my cock out of my pants and massaging myself till I'm really engorged then lube up with some leach oil and start pumping. The whole time I'm doing this her eye's are wide open and I don't think she blinked once. I pulled out of the pump a few times a dry jelqed and squeezed more blood into my cock.
The woman was amazed at the process of pumping and "masturbating". It was one of the best pump sessions I've ever had. I had precum running out and she asks if all that pumping made me want to ejaculate. I told her that it was all I could do to hold it back. She then asks if she could watch me ejaculate. I said sure but I'm going to need to take my shirt off cause this is going to be messy.
I jerked off for her and must have shot 3 or 4 good ropes over my head and all over my chest.
I guarantee she never forgets that visit.
lifted;327473 said:No can't say that I have. My cat often watches me though.
sasquatch;327466 said:Never been "caught" per say...but I have on occasion on purpose left a pump out in the open when I know someone is coming over.
Last time I left a pump out in the open was when I was helping my neighbor move a sofa. We were chatting in front of my house and I asked her if she wanted to come in from the cold. She sat down on the couch and I sat on the other side. The pump was sitting directly in front of us on the coffee table. We chatted for a while and soon enough she asks "what is that". I laughed and apologized while acting somewhat embarrased and told her it was a penis pump and that I should be more careful about leaving something like that in the open. Her interest was peaked and she say's that she has never seen a penis pump before and asks how it works.
Now you can see the method to the madness.
I laugh and ask her if she wants to see a demonstration. She say's "sure, I'm totally interested in seeing how this works".
I explain all about it while pulling my cock out of my pants and massaging myself till I'm really engorged then lube up with some leach oil and start pumping. The whole time I'm doing this her eye's are wide open and I don't think she blinked once. I pulled out of the pump a few times a dry jelqed and squeezed more blood into my cock.
The woman was amazed at the process of pumping and "masturbating". It was one of the best pump sessions I've ever had. I had precum running out and she asks if all that pumping made me want to ejaculate. I told her that it was all I could do to hold it back. She then asks if she could watch me ejaculate. I said sure but I'm going to need to take my shirt off cause this is going to be messy.
I jerked off for her and must have shot 3 or 4 good ropes over my head and all over my chest.
I guarantee she never forgets that visit.
goinfor11x7;327559 said:I love to tell the story about my Aussie pal back at �other forum�, who had many pounds hanging from his dick under his computer desk while on line (in secret). His wife pops in on him as he not so discreetly rips the gizmo off his dick and chucks it under the table.
His wife looks at him with a quizzical look in her eyes.
Wife: What were you doing, honey?
Aussie: Errrrrrr. Oh, nothing, honey, really. Uhhh, I was just exercising my bum leg.
Wife: I didn't know you had a bum leg, honey.
Aussie: Uhhh, yeah, but it's getting much better with these weight exercises.
Wife: Oh, o.k. Honey. (As she turns to go back up the stairs)....But when I entered, I could have sworn you had that weight hanging from your dick.
:blush:
doublelongdaddy;327476 said:Do you get weirded-out by it?
doublelongdaddy;327634 said:It could take an ugly turn:
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
pepepe;327635 said:doublelongdaddy;327634 said:It could take an ugly turn:
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pretty nice pussy
seekngirth;327769 said:I also just started wearing a cock ring during sex, found my girth goes up about 1/4 inch with it and sex is better